House of Harvey AB

Linnégatan 89C

115 23 Stockholm

SWEDEN

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:

This website is an accurate reflection of House of Harvey. If you find yourself offended, annoyed or bored, then cut your losses and find a pretty home page laden with feel-good platitudes, award ramblings, and agency cliches. No hard feelings xx

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CAN YOU MAKE US GO VIRAL BY LUNCHTIME?

No.

1.

IS CONTENT MARKETING REALLY KING?

No.

2.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO PITCH FOR OUR ACCOUNT AND GIVE US IDEAS FOR FREE?

No.

3.

DO YOU LIKE OUR CORPORATE VALUES: CREATIVITY, INTEGRITY, SUSTAINABILITY, INNOVATION, TEAMWORK, DIVERSITY?

No. And nobody else is impressed either.

4.

SHOULD WE BE ON (INSERT SOCIAL MEDIA CHANNEL OF CHOICE)?

Probably not.

5.

WILL YOU MANSPLAIN THINGS FOR US?

No. We're not men.

6.

WILL YOU TELL US HOW GREAT WE ARE?

No. 

7.

WHEN WE SIGN UP WITH YOU, WILL OUR ACCOUNT BECOME THE DUMPING GROUND FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE TO DO?

No. You get us, in person.

8.

HAVE YOU WON ANY AWARDS?

 

You mean for awesome yet self-indulgent content we created so we could win an award - not build your brand for the long-term?

9.

WILL YOU SHOW US A NEW WAY TO LOOK AT THINGS?

Yes. 

10.

WILL YOU BE BRUTALLY HONEST?

Oh yes. 

11.

WILL WE LOVE WORKING WITH YOU SO MUCH THAT WE’LL WANT YOU AROUND FOREVER?

Probably. 

12.

WHY IS YOUR WEBSITE SO WEIRD AND OBNOXIOUS?

Life's too short. We chose to have fun :)

13.

DO YOU COST THE SAME AS OUR COMMUNICATIONS AGENCY?

We’re not a communications or marketing agency. We are brand consultants.

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